by
Rabbi Don Channen

"Scene One"

Reuven met Shimon
while working on day,
"Why, Shimon!" he asked him, "What brings you this way?"
"I came here to pick up a sliding glass door."
"And I," answered Reuven, "need a two-by-four."

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